The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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