I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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