what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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