with your own penis?
need another drink. this is the easiest way
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Randomize
