Farmville is her only friend.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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