Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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