im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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