R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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