Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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