Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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