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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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