Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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