i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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