Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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