He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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