I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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