My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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