school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it because I queefed?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
did you just send me my own nude
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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