This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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