She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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