The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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