I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Found the puke drawer
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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