She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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