i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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