dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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