im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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