How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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