Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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