one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
