The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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