Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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