is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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