Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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