She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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