it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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