we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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