Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
All the doctor said was why
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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