try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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