operation have a gay friend backfired
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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