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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We had sex on a dog bed..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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