i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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