i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
