okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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