We're facebook friends in real life
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Randomize
