i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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