Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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