please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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