Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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