remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Shame - the story of my life.
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