This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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