Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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