i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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