We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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